weiner mackelvein (alteredbeast72) wrote,
weiner mackelvein
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i'm back

it's been a long time. should've left you without a dope beat to step to. step to step to.

i'm back from utah. i was doing live role playing games L.A.R.P. !!! i was the master of dragons!!! it was really fun making my outfit. its made of berlap and it has a hood. the only problem is that it says potato on the front. i made it from mothers old potato sacks.

at the role playing game there was all sorts of people and i really thought i might make some good friends there. i sort of did but there was this guy arnold and he kept making fun of my outfit. he was so mean and then who should apear but my princess in shiny vinyl. I think she was some kind of vampire...anyway she smacked arnold and then she asked me over her hotel room. I thought wow she sureis nice...before i knew it i was swiming in her many roles and kissing her many chins that i guess was apart of her neck. DAMN I WANT TO BE THE PRINCESS!!!

we ran into a bit of a problems as i looked past her waist. i started to feel an urge inside..and i just could'nt help it i began to piss all over myself in excitEment. lucky for me she found it to be very sexy. Then the problem arose...she had a chasity belt on. she said it would be okay cuz she had the key in the butt. the key some how was missing! i tryed riping it off and it would'nt work. i tryed a hammer too. then i thought maybe a can opener would work and it looked like it would but just as things were starting to go well i caught a part of her fleshy vagina on the can opener! we had to go to the hospital but she hurt so much she just wore the bed sheet cuz she couldnt put clothes on. they fixed her up but she didnt want to do anything after that and i had to go home. i dont understand, i guess i am better off beating it to the golden girls.

when i got in i thought i would be greeted by mother smiling and happy but it wasnt so. It turns out mother wanted the sacks to make grandma a quilt. I didnt know this. you see grandma is allergic to most fabrics and she often breaks out in anal warts if she even touched cotten. so mother was furious and she striked down apon me with great vengence and anger. she grabed me by the hair and threw me face first into the front of the oven. then she sat on my back and slamed my face into the floor. then she spitted on my cuts and walked away. she did come back into the room tcuz she had dropped her cheese cake on the floor and then she stormed out.


i think i'll ask next time i borrow somthing from mothers room. Now Im going to go greet the neighbors new pet goat fluffy and jerk off with sand paper.
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