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weiner mackelvein
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about me

x: name = weiner mackelvein
:x: nicknames = stud, g spot pleasurer
:x: piercings = mother said no
:x: tattoos = i draw pictures on myself so its like i have them
:x: height = 5'7
:x: shoe size = 6
:x: hair color = brownish
:x: length = 5inches?
:x: siblings = i don't know what happened to them. i smelled roast beef that night then they were gone

LAST...
:x: movie you went to see = white chicks
:x: movie you rented = mary pop ins
:x: movie you bought = meet joe black
:x: song that was stuck in your head = yellow card "ocean city"
:x: cd you bought = lil kim
:x: cd you listened to = weather girls
:x: person you've called = 1-800-girl
:x: person that's called you = fred called me last night about rolling skating
:x: tv show you've watched = joeshmo 2
:x: person you were thinking of = mother

DO...

:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = i love living with mother
:x: you think about suicide = almost everyday
:x: others find you attractive = mother calls me a handsome young man
:x: you want more piercings = i thought about doing my nipples. but then they would always be hard
:x: you drink = secretly. i would get yelled at if mother found out
:x: you do drugs = only magic marker
:x: you smoke = cat nip
:x: you like cleaning = my balls need a good scrumbing every once in awhile
:x: you like roller coasters = they make me puke blood
:x: you write in cursive or print = i can type.
:x: you carry a donor card = i carry a boner?

FOR OR AGAINST...

:x: long distance relationships = if you love each other that much then go you!
:x: using someone = i don't like it. it always happens to me.
:x: suicide = very much!!!
:x: killing people = i support
:x: teenage smoking = kids are always trying to get me to buy them cigaretts. so i take the money run. for!
:x: driving drunk = i love drunk bowling
FAVORITES

:x: food = grilled cheese and my own flueds
:x: song = "i was gonna go to court but i was high"
:x: thing to do = play altered beast
:x: thing to talk about = video games, beer, and my love for mother
:x: drink = spoiled milk. thats all we have in the house
:x: clothes = hawian shirts, sweat pants. i don't really need clothes. its only for when i go out. i wear underoos around the house
:x: movies = marvins room, cat from outerspace, people under the stairs
:x: band/singer = pee diddy
:x: holiday = i like christmas cuz mother makes cakes that give me the poopies for a week. i love it
:x: new nerdy saying = the worst possible things happen to weiner at the worst possible momment

HAVE YOU...

:x: ever cried over a girl / guy = i did when she kicked me in the butthole when i said hi to her. i don't know why girls do that
:x: ever lied to someone = only on the internet. i like goth girls
:x: ever been in a fist fight =with my stuffed animals. we were at it for a good half hour
:x: ever been arrested = yes for showing my privates in the wrong places

NUMBER..

:x: of times I have been in love? = twice
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = all i have to say is boys lie
:x: of hearts I have broken? = i try not to. i am cute though
:x: of drugs taken illegally? = enzyme? bob does it so can i right?
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = mother, she throws alot of stuff at me but she loves me. that remote control hurts though
:x: of people I consider my enemies? mother told me that people from africa are but i don't understand. she calls them something that starts with an N
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? i stole from KB toys once. and i was on the soccer team
:x: of scars on my body? = i tried to kill myself in the 5th grade. i have scares all up my arm.

FAVORITE...

:x: disney movie =all of them, anything that attracts little kids to me is good.
:x: scent = arm pit and egg salade
:x: word = penie
:x: eye color = i have in my snake contacts
:x: flower = thats the smell of my poopie someimtes
:x: actor/actress: reese witherspoon
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...

:x: pretty = pretty cute
:x: funny = my friends at livejournal do sometimes.
:x: hot = buns
:x: friendly = very, i'd invite anyone over to play altered beast
:x: amusing = my boners are sometimes. it curves in weird directions
:x: ugly = noooo
:x: loveable = i love to cuddle
:x: pessimistic = whats that mean?
:x: optimistic = i wear socks up to my knees sometimes?
:x: caring = yes
:x: sweet = golden girls
:x: dorky = quiet :(. stop mocking me

:x: Spell your first name back wards = reniew
:x: The story behind your AIM user name = its my name
:x: Are you straight? = kinda
:x: Where do you live? = sussex new jersey!!!
:x: 4 words that sum you up = cuddley, loving, gram crackers, mommas boy


DESCRIBE YOUR –

:x: Wallet = hello kitty
:x: Toothbrush = don't need one
:x: Jewelry worn daily = my belly chain
:x: Pillow cover = muppet babies
:x: Blanket= potato sack
:x: Sunglasses = i just let my eyes burn.
:x: Shoes = red vinyl go go boots
:x: CD in stereo right now = god head
:x: What you are wearing now = hot green thong and see through wife beater

WHO or WHAT (was/is/are) –

:x: In my mouth = corn cunks in my teeth
:x: In my head = last nights masterbation.
:x: Wishing = mother would bake me some pie
:x: After this = out a dress on and dance to shakira
:x: Talking to = fred
:x: Eating = pudding
:x: If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? = bob barker. i hate him
:x: Person you wish you could see right now = this guy that i saw at a party once. he wore a giraffe costume. he was cute
:x: Is next to you = a pile dirty tissues. i had to :(
:x: Something you're looking forward to in this up coming month= the texas line dancing party at matt's house!!
:x: Something that you are deathly afraid of? = getting poopy stuck in my butt and having to go to the hospital to get it out. so i make sure when i have to go i go
:x: Do you believe in love = i love mother
:x: Do you believe in soul mates = maybe
:x: Do you believe in love at first sight = don't know really
:x: Do you believe in forgiveness = i masterbate alot
:x: Do you believe in God = i masterbate alot
:x: If you could have any animal for a pet = ape
:x: What is the latest you've ever stayed up =mother says i have to go to bed at 9 but i play on the interent sometimes shhhhh
:x: Can you eat with chopsticks = i like to use my hands
:x: What's your favorite coin? = the ones i can put in my ears
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