me and fred left that place and went to a place called "high heels". fred said that they had great meat there. so i couldn't wait to get some steak. i walked in and all the waitresses where half naked. i just wanted steak. and i asked if they could get me steak and she bit my nipple through my shirt. fred said" that she was all mine." and i told him that slavery was outlawed a long time ago. god i love urkel. i asked her what time it was and she pulled me into a secluded room. and then she started sexually harassing me. which volates me and volates the law. so i stared screaming and all fred would do was give me thumbs up. then she grabbed me and put me over her lap. then she started spanking me. i didn't anything wrong!! mother tells me when i do something wrong. so i did the only thing i could. i peed my pants hard. and i kept peeing and peeing. she screamed "what the fuck!!" and then some big black guy comes in and knees me in the balls. then he kicked me out. i couldn't go back in there tp get fred so i had to sit on the side walk with cold piss freazing my pants to my legs while keeping busy with my slide whistle. why did i get in trouble? i was the one that got sexually harassed. the legal system is really messed up. i'm going to write a letter to congress telling them i got spanked and no matter how much i screamed no one cared.
i'm going to refrigerate my butt plug and have artic adventures