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weiner mackelvein

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-- Name: Weiner Mackelvein
-- Birthplace: mothers naughty action zone
-- Current Location: sussex nj
-- Eye Color: brown like poop
-- Hair Color: BRUNETTE! or pink with wigs
-- Height: 5’8”
-- Righty or lefty: Lefty
-- Zodiac Sign: I love ace of base!
-- Your heritage: snack cakes
-- The shoes you wore today: my little mermaid boppers.
Your weakness: food/bowling alleys, dresses, crapping my pants,
-- Your fears: not being a pretty princess
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: shaving me asshole
-- Your most overused phrase[s]: mother, i crapped my pants, i crapped my pants
-- Your thoughts first waking up: when i am gonna die :(
-- Your best physical feature: my saucy salsa dancing legs

-- Your bedtime: after mother beats me

-- Pepsi or Coke: rc cola
-- McDonald's or Burger King:

-- Single or group dates: mother doesn't allow me to see women
-- Nike or Adidas: reebok pumps, or lacey boots
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: chcocalte milk

-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee that has been in the pot for 2 days

-- Smoke: heavens no!
-- Cuss: always put salt in your eyes
-- Sing: all the time
-- Take a shower everyday: no when mother forces me to
-- Have a crush(es): oprah
-- Do you think you've been in love: with my golden girls tapes
-- Excited to go to college or university?: i am excited to die
-- Like high school: got beat up so i crapped in thier lunch

-- Want to get married: Yes
-- Believe in yourself: i am the weiner of course i do!
-- Get motion sickness: i get sick from sitting upright for to long.
-- Think you're attractive: yep i am the hottest boy ever
-- Think you're a health freak: i love to eat fried food
-- Get along with your parents: i love mother and she beats me
-- Like thunderstorms: scary!!! :(
- Play an instrument: i use my balls as a drum

LEVEL SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
Smoked: no
-- Made Out: Yes no
Gone on a date: no
Gone to the mall: Yes to go on the horsey ride
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: every day nigga
-- Eaten sushi: he is my friend
-- Been on stage: been mrs. higglesworth in community plays
-- Been dumped: Nope!
-- Gone skating: roller skating?
-- Made homemade cookies: yes and you aren't getting any
-- Gone skinny-dipping: i am too fat to go skinny dipping i think
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: tella tubbies doll

-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": everyday playin with mister dirty pull
-- Been called a tease: Yes, yes I have
-- Gotten beaten up: yes :(
-- Changed who you were to fit in: i found a penny
-- How do you want to die: right now
-- Where you want to go to college/university?: there is school after high school?
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a pretty princess
-- What country would you most like to visit: texas

LEVEL NINE: In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color?: blonde
-- Best hair color?: sharpie marker
-- Short or long hair: i like beer
-- Height: what in high heals or what are we talling about here?
-- Best weight: right now
-- Best articles of clothing: my hawaian lady killer shirt
-- Best first kiss location: in my butt

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: mother,mitzi
#of CDs? i got alot of 8 tracks
-- Number of piercings: evil
-- Number of tattoos: 2
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: every week
-- Number of scars on my body: 36
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: not making it to the batheroom while watching bernie mac

You Suck ^-^
-Bad- You're the exact opposite of what any guy
wants or needs, unless he happens to need a
quick lay. You're cruel. You toy with people.
You're probably a bitch, and i don't think i'd
like you if i met you. Oh go screw a random
male already.

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i made all the gothies angry at me with my hottness.

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